Claire and Cam clash over a fountain as they try to flip a house, Mitchell confronts a playground bully, Jay spends the day alone with Joe, and Phil tries to teach the girls about home repairs.
Did You Know?
The gag from "Mistery Date" involving a homosexual being attracted to a heterosexual (Dave and Phil, respectively) without the latter realizing it is recycled, along with the wet T-shirt incident. This time, the gag involves Pam (a lesbian) and Claire (who is straight). See more
What are you doing?
No, you're not! You're just spreading it around!
It's gonna cost more for me to eat it now.
Modern Family Main Theme
Written by Gabriel Mann See more