- Claudia Donovan: [Referring to Pete] He's a smart boy when he's not thinking about cookies or boobies.
- Pete Lattimer: And... He's not bronzed.
- Paracelsus: I developed the bronzing process, you think I don't know which chemicals to ingest to prevent it?
- Pete Lattimer: So, I asked myself, "What could possibly make a creepy basement even creepier?"
- [hears a loud, metallic bang]
- Pete Lattimer: I know. It could also be a morgue.