What's Christmas without presents?
Oh yeah, just let Santa die if Toad's not going to get any more presents. I mean, what's it fucking matter then? Toad, you need to upgrade your appearance to show who you really are.
[slaps a Hitler mustache on him; cuts to a clip of Toad talking in a German-dubbed version of the Super Mario 3 cartoon
I apologize to my German viewers. You shouldn't have to have Toad either.