- Richard H. Perry: [after older man customer asks, "Take a check? I'll give you $17.95."] $17.95 for the, uh, mini TV?
- The PriceMaster: Seventeen... thousand dollars!
- Richard H. Perry: Take a check for $17,000?
- The PriceMaster: Yes!
- The PriceMaster: [after woman customer asks, "How much... do these work? What do they do?"] The communicators!
- The PriceMaster: [after woman customer asks, "How do they work?"] Communication!
- Richard H. Perry: PriceMaster? How much for the, uh, bronze crucifix?
- The PriceMaster: Five... hundred dollars!
- The PriceMaster: [after young boy customer asks, "What's it called? What's the price?"] The robot fist... seventy-eight thousand dollars!