- Sue Heck: Weren't you listening? The cheerleaders are stealing Wrestlerettes from us. You guys, we have to do something about this.
- Ashley: That sounds like it could take awhile. This is the night I usually bury things I found during the week.
- Ruth: Oh, I could sew together a spirit quilt for the cheerleaders to bless them in their endeavors.
- Sue Heck: No! We're not burying anything, and we are not blessing anyone. We built Wrestlerettes from the ground up, and we gotta fight for it. Who's with me?
- Becky: Wait. We're-We're gonna fight? 'Cause I got a sock full of old batteries in my locker. I call the blonde one!
- Brick Heck: Now, you don't need to know all of them. Just pick one. That way if someone talks to you about a particular artist, you respond by saying "That's interesting that you like this artist, but I like 'blank'.".
- Axl Heck: Hm. Great. Perfect. Now, just show me this Blank dude's stuff, and let's kick art's sorry ass! Ha-ha.