Two-Bit Waltz (2014)
John Pirruccello: The Therapist
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Quotes
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[first lines]
The Therapist : And why is it that you're here?
Maude : I saw a sign today that said, "Randy's donuts, tastiest donuts you've ever endured."
The Therapist : And why is it that you're here?
Maude : I want to die.
The Therapist : Recently, how have you been occupying your time?
Maude : I haven't been.
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Maude : Everyone's problems are interesting themselves, just not so much to other people. That's why all therapists want to kill themselves.
The Therapist : I don't seem to be there yet.
Maude : In time you will learn.
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Maude : Unpleasant circumstances are often the orb from which the idea may brew.
The Therapist : I think you're thinking of a crock pot.