Abed Nadir: I was looking for you.
Señor Chang: What? I...
Abed Nadir: We discovered you're the reason we all went to Greendale. You linked all our stories, like how the Cosmic Cube assembled the Avengers. That, and the four billion dollar deal with Disney. Turns out you were always one of us. So I came to see if you wanted to get some frozen yogurt.
Señor Chang: Really? That's... That's all I ever wanted. But it's too late.
Abed Nadir: Here's another thing I realised. Because of you, we got to reinvent ourselves at Greendale. Everyone should have the same chance, don't you think, Chang?
Señor Chang: It's not Chang. It's Kevin.
[Abed just looks at him]
Señor Chang: How long have you known?
Abed Nadir: Known what? Only you know who you really are. Also, you may have experimental monkey fever. You coming?
Señor Chang: [pauses] Yeah.
Abed Nadir: But, Jeff, it's a graduation gift. You see, on the surface we seem like just a group of people from diverse backgrounds who have become unlikely friends. But according to my research, our paths have crossed many times. We were destined to meet, like a team of superheroes. This is our origin story.
Jeff Winger: And here we go. Abed, we don't have origin stories. We have lives. Well, at least...
[looks around the table]
Jeff Winger: Yep, just me.
Britta Perry: So you're saying we're all connected,like the classic French film trilogy "Bleu, Blanc, Rouge."
Abed Nadir: No, like something more accessible, like "Unbreakable."