A toy designer with a conscience consults the team about a potentially hazardous toy manufactured, marketed and sold by Trent Hazlit (Gregg Henry) of Poggio Toys. The designer favors big government as an omnipotent panacea to the problem but the team, particularly Hardison, has a much better plan: scream the truth from atop every blog, banking that there is still one brain blinking in America. It also helps to steal Christmas, start a fake toy craze, influence idiots (i.e. "tastemakers") and revisit Economics 101. Written by
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Director Jonathan Frakes makes a cameo appearance in the Government Toy Safety office right after Hardison drops off the dog. See more
In the bar scene Trent Hazlit eats the olives in the martini, but when he pays the bill the olives are back in the glass. See more