Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (TV Series)

Ocupado... (2013)

Alex Perez: Second Guy

Quotes 

• Derek : [uniformed pilot]  I'm so glad you called, Chloe!

  [as they bump their way past girls in public restroom] 

  Chloe : I'm so glad you grounded your plane, Derek! Ever fooled around in a bathroom before?

  Derek : Melinda times.

  Chloe : What?

  Derek : I'm in the Melinda High Club.

  Second Guy : [later, but also in a bathroom stall]  Before we get started, I just want you to know... I tested positive for Melinda.

  Third Guy : [later, but also in a bathroom stall]  Are you on birth control? 'Cause I don't want to wear a Melinda.

  [Chloe looks dismayed, and he winks at her]