- Barney Stinson: [the gang talks at MacLaren's over Marshall and Lily's parents hooking up] I think you should be happy for them.
- Marshall Eriksen: What? But why? What is good about this?
- Barney Stinson: Well, first of all, respect to Mickey. Your mom's a piece - she's no Ted's mom, but she's a piece. Secondly, I mean, it's nice that they found each other. Sometimes, you fall for someone you never expect, but that doesn't make it wrong. Doesn't everyone deserve to be happy?
- Lily Aldrin: I guess none of us ever thought of it that way.
- Barney Stinson: Next round's on me.
- [Gang stares at Barney in wonder]
- Robin Scherbatsky: I love Patrice. We're like sisters.
- Ted Mosby: You've never gotten through even one exchange without screaming at her.
- Robin Scherbatsky: [Screaming] Sisters fight, Ted!
- Ted Mosby: [Annoyed at the gang for "borrowing" his stuff and never returning it] I'll take that.
- [takes minicooler from Lily]
- Ted Mosby: The Ted Mosby Store is officially closed.
- [looks inside of cooler]
- Ted Mosby: What spilled in here?
- Lily Aldrin: Breastmilk.
- Ted Mosby: [Makes a face and hand the minicooler back to Lily] Seriously, I give and give, and all I ask back is a little bit of respect
- [leaves apartment wearing his red cowboy boots]