JonTron (TV Series)

Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts (2012)

Jon Jafari: JonTron

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• JonTron : I mean, what if after Super Mario World, Nintendo released a teaser trailer for Super Mario 64, and upon release day you are greeted with Mario City Simulator? And then you turned on the game and Shigeru Miyamoto's ghost comes out and is like "Ah fuckin' who likes the old Mario games anyway? Am I right! BRB Makin' a Legend of Zelda Modern Warfare!"

• JonTron : And that's how you skin a cat. Bird. I don't care. Le's play the game already.

• [musical cue for "I Will Always Love You" starts to play, Jon is screaming lyrics] 

  JonTron : And I... HOLY SHIT... will always love you! I can't believe you'd do this to me! Goddamn it how could you do this to me?

• JonTron : Maybe I can end the game early by killing Gruntilda while she's out in the open! Get it! Kick her ass!

• JonTron : Oh geez. Oh darn it. They got fat.

• JonTron : And that's when things got CRAZY. Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest, Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble, Diddy Kong Racing, Blast Corps, Killer Instinct Gold, Goldeneye 007, Donkey Kong 64, Perfect Dark and CONKER'S BAD FUR DAY-OHOHO! SO MANY GOOD GAMES!