Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
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I Scream When I Pee 

Alan's second ex-wife, Kandi, could spoil Alan's new long-term relationship with Lyndsey. Meanwhile, Walden tries to celebrate Berta's birthday.

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Ever-generous Walden decides the traditional fat check isn't enough to celebrate lonely Berta's birthday, so he brings her space-cake and stays to help enjoy the effect. Alan has won Lyndsey back, but faces a colossal jealousy risk when his second ex, Kandi, now a hot TV star, wants to meet and more. Written by KGF Vissers

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Comedy | Romance

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29 November 2012 (USA)  »

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Walden Schmidt: Happy birthday!
[shows Berta a brand new Chevrolet Camaro in her driveway]
Berta: Sweet Georgia Brown! You better not be screwing with me.
Walden Schmidt: No. You always said it was your dream car, and today your dream's come true.
[gives her the key to the car]
Berta: Oh! C'mere, you big old talking taco!
[wraps Walden in a bear hug]
Walden Schmidt: Oh, oh... there's one condition.
Berta: Okay. You wanna do it in the house or on the hood of the car?
Walden Schmidt: No.
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A Good One!
30 November 2012 | by (India) – See all my reviews

This Episode Was A Good One But Didn't Pay Off... The Last 2 Episode i.e. "Something What My Gynecologist Said" And "Avoid The Chinese Mustard" Was Really Unsatisfying....

Angus.T.Jones Came In A Guest Appearance In Beginning And Cracked A Joke, Was Funny!

Ashton Kutcher's Acting Was Successful.

Like Other Episodes Jon Cryer's Acting Was Extremely Excellent!

Unlike Jokes This Episode Contained Relationship Between Boyfriend And A Girlfriend...

Really Successful Episode... God Bless Two And A Half Men.....


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