Bob's Burgers (TV Series)
Tina-Rannosaurus Wrecks (2012)
H. Jon Benjamin: Bob Belcher, Hell Jail Cafeteria Lady
Quotes
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Bob : [as Tina is driving the car in a parking lot and is about to hit a parked car] Tina, for the love of God, turn away or stop! The brakes, Tina! On the left! You're about to hit that car! The brakes! Hit the brakes!
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Tina : [to Bob] Do I have a boyfriend in this scenario?
Bob : Uh, we should probably just stick to the necessary facts.
Tina : Oh, okay.
Bob : Fine, all right, you have a secret boyfriend in this scenario, one that you can't ever talk about.
Tina : What's his name?
Bob : Um, Sebastian.
Tina : He plays lacrosse and he loves me.
Bob : Mm-hmm.
Tina : But he loves lacrosse more.
Bob : Uh, yeah.
Tina : How long is his hair?
Bob : I- I-I don't know, but it's greasy.
Tina : Yes.
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Linda Belcher : [to Bob] Why didn't you tell me?
Bob : Because you're terrible at keeping secrets. You just blurt everything out.
Linda Belcher : [Flashback to Bob and Linda attending a party] Sorry we're late! Bob had diarrhea!
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Jimmy Pesto : [to Bob] Hello, Bob, want to hear a knock-knock joke?
Bob : No.
Jimmy Pesto : Knock-knock.
Bob : I'm really not in the mood.
Jimmy Pesto : Knock-knock.
Bob : Ugh, who's there?
Jimmy Pesto : You hit my car, dumbass.