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Amy Farrah Fowler: Sheldon. This isn't helping. Why don't you just let me get some rest?

Sheldon Cooper: Well, how can you sleep? I'm not done making you feel better. I still have to put a cold rag on your head, sing to you, and apply Vaporub to your chest.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Y-You- You want to rub something on my chest?

Sheldon Cooper: Yes. All over it.

Amy Farrah Fowler: [coughs] Maybe we should start with that.

Sheldon Cooper: Now you're being a responsible patient. Now, you may notice some tingling.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Oh, I'm counting on it.

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Howard Wolowitz: Boy, we're just married to a couple of ball-busters, huh, Mike.

Mr. Rostenkowski: That's my wife and daughter you're talking about.

Howard Wolowitz: Great couple o' gals.

Mr. Rostenkowski: I wouldn't go that far.

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Raj Koothrappali: Can we change the subject? Spiders give me the jeebie-jeebies.

Howard Wolowitz: It's heebie-jeebies.

Raj Koothrappali: I know, but that sounds anti-Semitic. Anyway, I was thinking we could have a little film festival tonight. The theme, movies that killed their franchises.

Leonard Hofstadter: Ohhh, like Jaws 4, Indiana Jones 4, Daredevil 1.

Raj Koothrappali: Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous. I mean, you know a movie's bad when my homegirl Sandy B can't save it.

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[first lines]

Sheldon Cooper: Is anyone else troubled by the Spiderman theme song?

Leonard Hofstadter: Why would it trouble you? It's like your third favorite cartoon theme song.

Sheldon Cooper: It is. It's right behind

[sings]

Sheldon Cooper: "Doo doo doo dod-doo, Inspecor gadget" and

[sings]

Sheldon Cooper: "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Heroes on a half shell."

Sheldon CooperLeonard HofstadterHoward WolowitzRaj Koothrappali: Turtle power!

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Howard Wolowitz: Really? Your wife makes you do stuff? You're a big, scary cop.

Mr. Rostenkowski: You're an astronaut, and your wife makes you do things, and she's only four feet tall.

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Amy Farrah Fowler: I think I'm too sick to go to the funeral.

Sheldon Cooper: You're sick? You poor kid. Well, see ya.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Sheldon. Aren't you going to take care of me?

Sheldon Cooper: Me? No. No, I'm not that kind of doctor.

Amy Farrah Fowler: But our relationship agreement clearly states that when one of us is sick, the other must take care of them.

Sheldon Cooper: Oh. I see the confusion. No, the intent behind that clause was to force you to take care of me when I'm ill. When you're feeling better, you'll think that's funny.

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Sheldon Cooper: I'm going to draw you a soothing bath. Where's your bath thermometer?

Amy Farrah Fowler: I don't have a bath thermometer.

Sheldon Cooper: Fine. Then I'm going to draw you a nerve-wracking bath of indeterminate temperature.

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Howard Wolowitz: So, Mrs. Rostenkowski, you took that trip to the Grand Canyon. How was it?

Mrs. Rostenkowski: It was good.

Howard Wolowitz: [to Mike Rostenkowski] Had no idea you were the chatty one.

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