The Simpsons (TV Series)

A Tree Grows in Springfield (2012)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Barney Gumble, Grampa Simpson, Groundskeeper Willie, Krusty the Klown

Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : I'm in an abusive relationship with life. It keeps beating the hell out of me, and I'm too much of a coward to leave.

• Homer Simpson : This is your miracle, a tree? Ooh, look at me. I can turn sunlight into complex sugars. Big whoop!

• Marge Simpson : Homer, don't you think you're putting all your eggs on one basket?

  Homer Simpson : What do you want me to do, put each egg on one basket?

  Marge Simpson : Hmm, I guess you're right. I better scratch that off my list of things to say.

• Ned Flanders : Homer, stop eating the miracle!

  Homer Simpson : Fine, I'll just go eat the body of God. That's not crazy.

• Dr. Hibbert : Homer, you'll make a full recovery. But I'm afraid your MyPad is gone.

  Homer Simpson : But it only had eighty percent of its charge left.

  Dr. Hibbert : This is the part of my job I hate most: talking to crazy people.

• Homer Simpson : I never win anything. It'll probably be some jerk no one ever heard of.

  Principal Skinner : And the winner is...

  Homer Simpson : Here it comes.

  Principal Skinner : ...Homer Simpson!

  Homer Simpson : Get him! I mean... Woo-hoo!

• Homer Simpson : Folks, hope isn't just inside the house of God, it's outside the house of me!