Sherlock Holmes: Before you say anything I would like to remind you that I am holding an axe.
Captain Thomas Gregson: So, some priceless artifacts just came into your possession, and the fewer questions I have about said artifacts, the better?
Sherlock Holmes: Correct.
Captain Thomas Gregson: And this just *happened** to be on the day that you were looking into "Le Chevalier," and this *happens* to be the stuff that he stole.
Sherlock Holmes: And the culture will be grateful for their return.
Captain Thomas Gregson: Mmm-hmm.
Dr. Joan Watson: And as someone recently said, "If you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, is the truth."
Sherlock Holmes: Sounds like a blowhard.
Sherlock Holmes: When you've eliminated then impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, is the truth.
Micah Erlich: If you know our work, you know that we introduced a new flagship product in 2009, the Leviathan.
Sherlock Holmes: Yes. The safe that you marketed as "impregnable." Did you people learn nothing from the Titanic?
[coming downstairs for her morning jog, Watson meets two half-dressed identical twin sisters, before Sherlock emerges, pulling on his shirt]
Sherlock Holmes: If you must know, Watson, the Lynch Sisters and I enjoy a mutually beneficiary relationship.
Dr. Joan Watson: If I must know? I didn't ask.
Sherlock Holmes: I need to study the difference between two specimens born into the world with exactly the same genetic material. In the Lynches' case, there are seven major ones. And they get...
Dr. Joan Watson: I... didn't... ask!
Dr. Joan Watson: [coming downstairs] Hey, are you going to get the-?
[sees Gwen in the living room, wearing Sherlock's t-shirt and little else]
Gwen Lynch: Hey! Sherlock's still asleep, I wasn't sure if I should get the door. I'm Gwen. You're the companion, right?
Dr. Joan Watson: ...Yes.
Gwen Lynch: [laughs] I guess I should get dressed.
[Watson turns off the TV, then goes to the foyer to open the door]
Olivia Lynch: Sorry, I wasn't sure if you wanted me to get the-! Oh, you're not Sherlock.
[Watson does a double take]
Olivia Lynch: You're the companion, right?
Dr. Joan Watson: ...Yes.
Olivia Lynch: I'm Olivia, it's nice to meet you.
Dr. Joan Watson: I think I just met your sister.
Olivia Lynch: Did she mention what time our car service is getting here?
Dr. Joan Watson: No.
[the doorbell keeps ringing]
Olivia Lynch: You should get the door. There's crepes downstairs if you want.