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"Modern Family" Fulgencio (TV Episode 2013) Poster

(TV Series)

(2013)

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Jay Pritchett: Fulgencio Umberto. The initials for that are F.U. Pritchett, which is exactly what it feels like right now.

Phil Dunphy: [about Jay's baby's christening] Is there a dress code for godparents?

Claire Dunphy: You're not wearing a fedora. Did you pick up the dry cleaning?

Phil Dunphy: [imitating Marlon Brando] That sounds like an offer I can't refuse.

Claire Dunphy: We're not doing that.

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Father Krzyzieski: In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, what name are you giving this child?

Jay Pritchett: Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett.

Father Krzyzieski: May God be with you all.

Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: [whispering] Thank you, Jay.

Jay Pritchett: [whispering] We're never calling him that.

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Phil Dunphy: And then I realized, my kids didn't understand the concept of killing with kindness, because they've never seen it. So I'm going to show them, by going on a hugicidal rampage.

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Claire Dunphy: You have an in-law, and no matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, they still don't like you.

Jay Pritchett: That's right.

Claire Dunphy: Doesn't that sound familiar?

Jay Pritchett: You're not saying?

Claire Dunphy: Oh, I am.

Jay Pritchett: Son of a bitch, I'm Phil!

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Lily Tucker-Pritchett: I'm bored.

Cameron Tucker: I know, honey, but right now your daddies are talking about what they're going to wear, and that's a very stressful conversation.

Lily Tucker-Pritchett: Cry me a river.

Mitchell Pritchett: You know, I'm not liking this snarky attitude.

Lily Tucker-Pritchett: Do you want me to call you a wah-mbulance?

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Jay Pritchett: Claire once asked me how Phil won me over. He hasn't yet, but when he stops trying too hard and acts like a real human being, he comes close. And that's what I need to do with Pilar.

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