Beauty and the Beast (TV Series)

Bridesmaid Up! (2012)

Nina Lisandrello: Tess Vargas

Quotes 

• Tess Vargas : What happened? You burn the quiche?

  Catherine Chandler : I told them I have a boyfriend.

  Tess Vargas : Okay.

  Catherine Chandler : And now that "boyfriend" is supposed to come to the wedding.

  [seeing her expression] 

  Catherine Chandler : Tess, I know. It was the way that they were looking at me. It was like we look at families who have lost their loved ones, like they felt sorry for me or there was something wrong with me because I don't have someone to take.

  Tess Vargas : Listen, this is why I don't go to weddings alone. For one of my brother's weddings, I was so hard up, I took Joe.

  Catherine Chandler : Joe, like... like our boss Joe?

  Tess Vargas : Well, his wife was on a business trip, so...

  Catherine Chandler : Oh, my god. How did I not know this? Does she know this?

• Tess Vargas : Listen, take Evan, okay? You took him to the engagement party.

  Catherine Chandler : [her phone rings]  It's Heather. She probably wants to know more about my fake boyfriend, who she knows isn't Evan because I gave fake boyfriend a name.

  Catherine Chandler : Okay, so just tell everybody he's busy. They'll be so distracted by Evan's accent, they won't ask questions. Besides, that guy's gotta get out of the morgue.