- Vince: [getting into bed with an extremely sick and feverish Mike] Okay, don't sneeze on me, cough on me, or fart on my leg.
- Mike Biggs: Molly?
- Frankie: [Meeting Molly and Victoria] What's the story with this one?
- Victoria Flynn: I'm Victoria. Vince's baby girl.
- Frankie: I'm your Uncle Frankie. I upgraded to a Lexus at the airport if you wanna go out for ice cream after dinner.
- Molly Flynn: Okay, you're one of those Uncle Frankie's.
- [grabs Victoria's hand]
- Molly Flynn: Come on, come help me in the kitchen.
- Victoria Flynn: What just happened?
- Molly Flynn: You did nothing wrong.
- Joyce Flynn: I'm sorry, I was under the impression that you wanted to marry me!
- Vince: What I want you to do is shove a fistful of stuffing up a turkey's ass and toss it in the oven!
- Joyce Flynn: Well hand me a loaf of rye bread and bend over!