NCIS (TV Series)
You Better Watch Out (2012)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
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Quotes
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Timothy McGee : Last I heard, you were teaching computational evolutionary biology.
Stewart Dorfman : Was. Burned out, man, but I found my calling: trash! Crazy, huh? Hey, you know you can learn more about mankind by what it throws away than you can in any classroom? What are you doing, Timmy?
Timothy McGee : I'm a federal agent, NCIS.
Stewart Dorfman : Shut up, no way!
[McGee shows his badge]
Stewart Dorfman : Whoa, you're packing a gun!
[to DiNozzo]
Stewart Dorfman : This was one crazy dude in college, really knew how to have a good time.
Anthony DiNozzo : Shut up, no way!
Stewart Dorfman : Did he tell you he was the school mascot?
Anthony DiNozzo : No, what was the MIT mascot?
Timothy McGee : It really doesn't matter.
Anthony DiNozzo : Oh yes it does. Stewy?
Stewart Dorfman : A beaver. He was Tim the Beaver our senior year.
Anthony DiNozzo : Please tell us you dressed up like a beaver.
Stewart Dorfman : Of course he did.
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Timothy McGee : Listen, Stewart, we're trying to track down a batch of shredded currency that came from the Bureau of Engraving and Printing on May 2, 2011.
Stewart Dorfman : May 2, 2-0-1-1? That'd be in... G sector.
[points]
Stewart Dorfman : And by now about 30 feet under. We had a break-in that night. Police came to investigate, shared a laugh... what would anyone steal from a dump?
Timothy McGee : [trades a look with Tony] I think we may have the answer.
Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah. I know you're a smart guy, Stewie, but how do you remember the exact date of the break-in?
Stewart Dorfman : [surprised] Everybody remembers where they were that day. Don't you? It was the night the Navy SEAL team took out bin Laden.
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Anthony DiNozzo : Check out his credit score.
[347]
Anthony DiNozzo : It's lower than McGee's self-esteem in high school.
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Timothy McGee : Where's your dad going?
Anthony DiNozzo : Going? Oh I wish. He's coming... here. He says he wants to spend Christmas with me.