Sexy old sharpshooter, Shelby Schnabel, is a magnate magnet and home wrecker; she is the love of Calvin Fischoeder's life. In exchange for five (5) months rent, Linda and kids agree to pose as the Fischoeder family so Shelby can wreck it... and Calvin can get some "wabba wabba." Fisch Dad gives arcade tickets in the category of best performance by child actor as Bob is relegated to the kitchen to cook dinner. Louise is figuratively racking up tickets. Bob drinks absinthe with Lance and pines away for his family and favorite holiday... until the lead starts leaping! Written by
Did You Know?
The part where Lance the turkey grows big, uses the umbrella to grow a "tree" and the Belchers jump on it and sit in the "tree" is based of the Japanese anime film "My Neighbor Totoro". See more
When Mr. Fishoedor enters the restaurant, Bob is cleaning a coffee pot with a rag. When he sets it down, it disappears from the scene. See more
References Dawn of the Dead
Kill the Turkey
Written and performed by John Roberts See more