Dr. Joan Watson: [re: Holmes' police scanners] You've been glued to these for the last few days.
Sherlock Holmes: Slow week, at least in regards to murder and mayhem. Captain Gregson hasn't called once.
Dr. Joan Watson: Maybe some lunatic will throw his mother-in-law in the wood chipper, give you something to do today.
[Holmes holds up two crossed fingers]
Alistair Moore: We became friends.
Dr. Joan Watson: Sherlock doesn't have friends.
Alistair Moore: [chuckles] Not in the conventional sense, no. But you can't expect Sherlock Holmes to relate to you the way another person might. The moment you do, he'll migrate out of your life, and you'll be the poorer for it.