How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Stamp Tramp (2012)

Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson

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• Barney Stinson : [Barney does his own version of LeBron James' Decision Special]  Man, this whole free agent experience... it's been an unbelievable experience... a real, humbling experience. First all, the Lusty Leopard is where I developed my game.

  [looks at strippers] 

  Barney Stinson : I have nothing but the utmost respect for you skanks...

  Ted Mosby : [to Marshall]  Let's just go stay at the Lusty Leopard. They have loyalty and heart, I bet you he rewards that.

  Marshall Eriksen : LeBron moved on Ted, so should you.

  Barney Stinson : ...but Barney Stinson has to do what's right for Barney Stinson's penis. In this fall... This is tough, um, in this fall, I'm going to take my talents... to Mouth Beach!

  [Cheers] 

• Barney Stinson : Guys, I'm going through something kind of hard. Since Quinn and I broke up she's gone back to dancing at the Lusty Leopard. And it's just really tough...

  Ted Mosby : Because you have to find a new strip club?

  Barney Stinson : I have to find a new strip club! I've been going to the Lusty Leopard for seven years...

  Robin Scherbatsky : Wow, that's like 49 in perve years.

  Barney Stinson : 69. Self-five!

• Robin Scherbatsky : Oh you see this is what I missed about being single! Cutting loose at a strip club, drinking some beers, seeing some boobs, getting thrown out for being too hands-y.

  Barney Stinson : Yeah you were a little out of control tonight.

  Robin Scherbatsky : I really thought that that bouncer was bluffing with the taser. Man, everything's going to taste like pennies for a week. I had a fun time tonight though.

  Barney Stinson : Me too. I always have fun with you.

  [He kisses her. She kisses him back before pulling away] 

  Robin Scherbatsky : Woah, woah! I... I... I've got to, uhm. We can't... we can't do this. This can't happen. Uh, I've got to go.