Himself - Judge
Rylan, if this was a competition for how many songs you could kill in two minutes you will win... hands down. And interestingly when you started off actually the best bit was my song. After that it became this musical dirge to cover up the fact that you can't sing. Listen, Rylan, I'm never going to like this okay? I hear from everybody backstage you're a lovely guy and I'm sure if we sat and had a drink together I may well enjoy it for about thirty seconds.