- Natalie Figueroa: Why would anyone want to give up being a man. It's like winning the lottery and giving the ticket back.
- Galina 'Red' Reznikov: I'm missing half my zucchini. These girls don't realize I'm here to provide food not dildos. I'm all out of cucumbers, carrots, beets. God knows what they're doing with those. I can't hold on to anything cock-shaped.
- Galina 'Red' Reznikov: [Chops zucchini in half with a cleaver] Sorry. Too soon?
- Sophia Burset: A little.