Stewie: [Stewie has met a Turtle] I can tell we're going to be great friends, Sheldon. We share that unspoken bond all Bald Men have.
Bald Man 1: [Two bald men are standing with a haired man in a lift. The haired man leaves] I thought he'd never leave!
[the two bald men lick each others' scalps and then stop when the doors start to open again]
Bald Man 2: [entering the lift] Aw, did you just do the thing?