- Leonardo: Donnie, hack into the system and see what you can find about the Kraang's plot. Raph, you're with me. Mikey, you stay with Donnie.
- Donatello: Why do I always get stuck with Mikey?
- Michelangelo: Hey!
- Leonardo: I don't want him. And I'm in charge!
- Michelangelo: Hey!
- Donatello: Well, then, make Raph take Mikey!
- Raphael: Over my dead body.
- Michelangelo: You know, I'm starting to think nobody wants to be with me. Fine! I'll just go off on my own.
- The Shredder: There is undoubtedly a fascinating story in how my old nemesis came to teach ninjutsu to four mutant turtles. Perhaps I will let one of you live long enough to tell it.
- April O'Neil: Here I am, walking around in the big city, all alone! Oh, I sure hope some pigeon man doesn't come out and attack me! That would be the last thing I would want!
- Donatello: What are you doing?
- April O'Neil: You wanted me to be bait, I'm bait!
- Donatello: That's not how bait talks!
- April O'Neil: How do you know how bait talks?
- Donatello: I know bait doesn't talk BACK!
- Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo: Awwww...
- Michelangelo: Oh no you didn't!
- April O'Neil: I am being hunted... by a giant pigeon!
- [Raphael bursts into laughter... but stops when no one else does]
- Raphael: I can't be the only one who's finds that funny.
- Donatello: It's not funny Raph, there's a creature out there trying to hurt my April!... OUR April... April.
- Leonardo: We're gonna set a trap for this pigeon man and make sure he never bothers you again.
- Donatello: And I know what we can use as bait...
- Michelangelo: Bread crumbs! Pigeons eat bread crumbs!
- Donatello: I meant April.
- Michelangelo: You're gonna let him eat April? I thought you liked her!
- April O'Neil: Yeah!
- April O'Neil: [about the pigeon] He would have torn me into pieces... if he hadn't slammed into the glass.
- [Raphael laughs]
- Raphael: Really, just me?