Criminal Minds (TV Series)

The Wheels on the Bus... (2012)

Kirsten Vangsness: Penelope Garcia

Quotes 

• David Rossi : How you doin'?

  Penelope Garcia : Do you ever have one of those days that you want to unplug from everything... literally?

  David Rossi : [opens his bag]  Give me your phone. And your tablet. And your other phone. Okay. Tonight you're coming to my house. We're going to listen to Tony Bennett on vinyl and drink 18-year-old Scotch.

  Penelope Garcia : I don't drink Scotch.

  David Rossi : You'll learn.

  Penelope Garcia : Thanks.

  David Rossi : Anytime.

  [Garcia passes another ringing phone] 

• Dr. Spencer Reid : Maybe the parents got divorced?

  Penelope Garcia : Maybe the parents got divorced. Maybe the parents got divorced, Leave it to the genius to come up with the obvious.

• Penelope Garcia : I have gone through every frequency and wavelength an-and I haven't been able to pick up on anything.

  Kevin Lynch : All right, well, just slow down.

  Penelope Garcia : I'm frustrated.

  Kevin Lynch : I get that. All right, let's just go back. You've checked audix?

  Penelope Garcia : Yes.

  Kevin Lynch : All right, Nady systems, AKG, Electro-Voice, VocoPro?

  Penelope Garcia : Yes, yes and yes. I've gone through all every frequency in the freaking northern hemisphere, and nothing.

  Kevin Lynch : I don't know, I mean these are the only frequencies that I know that are above ground.

  Penelope Garcia : Wait. Underground.

  Kevin Lynch : No, I said ABOVE ground.

  Penelope Garcia : E.L.F. - Extremely Low Frequency. It's the only one that can penetrate underground.

  [kisses Kevin by surprise, until computer beeps] 

  Penelope Garcia : Got a hit.

  [looks back at Kevin] 

  Penelope Garcia : You've lipstick on your face.