Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (TV Series)
Sexy People... (2012)
James Van Der Beek: James Van Der Beek
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Quotes
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James Van Der Beek : What are you saying?
June Colburn : You're not sexy. I mean, clearly you're handsome. You have all of the pieces. They just don't all add up to sexy.
[appraising him with sweeping glance:]
June Colburn : Sexy. Sexy. Sexy.
[but as a whole:]
June Colburn : Nah.
James Van Der Beek : [stunned] I'm not sexy. I'm not sexy. Who's sexier than I am?
June Colburn : Gosling, Beckham, Costner, Kanye...
James Van Der Beek : Refused. I refuse this.
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James Van Der Beek : [after knocking on her door late at night] Go on.
June Colburn : Cowell, Wahlberg, DiCaprio, Prince Harry...
James Van Der Beek : Okay, all right, fine. Why them and not me?
June Colburn : Because you're the guy that we want to take us to the prom. To make out with by the creek. Not the guy who's going to rip all our clothes off and ravish us in the nearest cave.
James Van Der Beek : What makes you think Cowell will?
[considers idea]
James Van Der Beek : I wish I could kinda see that.