- Max Weaver: But if you guys die, I'll be all alone.
- Marty Weaver: Hey, what if I promised you that we all die at exactly the same time? Would that make you feel better, sport?
- Max Weaver: Are you nuts? How would that make me feel better?
- Debbie Weaver: Did you just promise our son a murder-suicide pact?
- Marty Weaver: I'm regretting the choice.