Howard returns to Earth feeling dejected when he finds out that his friends are not waiting for him at the airport at the request of Bernadette, who wants to spend some quality time with him. She, however, is suffering from allergies, preventing them from spending some private time together. Howard also feels dejected when he learns that during his time away, his mother is having an affair with his dentist, Dr. Schneider and Stuart has taken over his spot in his friendship with Raj, since they are living together. Meanwhile, Sheldon, Leonard, Penny and Amy hang out at the guys' apartment and participate in a guys versus girls competition. First they are playing Pictionary and then other made-up games where the guys never seem to win. Written by
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Sheldon is wearing a "73" shirt. In season 4, he mentions that 73 is the best number. See more
It's been a good run, Fake Wolowitz. We'll remember you with fond nostalgia, like the dial-up modem, the VHS tape and Leonard's gym membership.
I don't want Stuart to leave. We've become good friends.
Okay, that's one vote for, one against. Leonard, you're the tie breaker.
I don't mind Stuart. Besides, he gives us 20% discounts on comic books.
My friendship isn't sold so cheaply.
I can go as high as 30.
Welcome aboard, old chum.
References Two and a Half Men
Written by Elton John
& Bernie Taupin
Performed by Simon Helberg See more