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Sex, violence and '80s nostalgia, devoid of substance
I'm not averse to watching attractive people grind their naked bodies together or punch, shoot and stab each other. But when a movie has nothing else to offer besides a selection of 1980s pop hits and washed-out shots of a largely fictional Berlin, I tend to get bored. And boy, did this contrived McGuffin chase bore me to death. The paper-thin plot only exists to somehow string the various stunt, fight, sex and car chase scenes together. The fact that many of the positive reviews laud Charlize Theron's physical appearance and gush about the lesbian sex scene shows how utterly forgettable the entire rest of this movie is. I mostly give it 3 stars for the musical score, even though I could have listened to an '80s mixtape for free.
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