This movie made me so angry, these 'actors' couldn't act themselves out of a paper bag. The script was predictable, the characters boring, the horror part of the movie is shoved into five minutes at the end with obvious fake blood and no gore. If you're going to make a movie with four actors, you better make damn well sure they're good because I got tired of the whiny voices and the uglier and less convincing machinist version of Christian Bale. I fast forwarded through more than half of the movie because their version of character development was basically smut and or really simple conversations that repeat themselves. Aside from Cannibal Holocaust, this is the movie I most regret spending any time whatsoever on. Just save yourselves, there is nothing good in this movie, no redeeming qualities. I would have rated zero stars but I don't think I can, and also I didn't think that they would put actors in a movie that could have been upgraded to p*rn stars, better looking and better actors.
Congrats to everyone who made this movie, you made money off of nothing and you should look into becoming magicians.
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