The Men Next Door (2012)

Eric Dean: Doug

Quotes 

• Derek : So, do YOU have a daddy complex or does Colton?

  Doug : How do you know about daddy complexes?

  Derek : I'm a therapist. I deal with a lot of strippers.

• Philip : Hey. Sorry about your birthday thing the other night. Here.

  Doug : What does it mean that every person I know got me wine for my birthday?

  Philip : You're an alcoholic?

  Doug : I'm not an alcoholic.

  Philip : Do you drink at home alone?

  Doug : Yeah, sometimes.

  Philip : Classic signs of an alcoholic.

  Doug : Oh, but wait, I live alone, so of course I drink alone.

  Philip : First step is the hardest.

  Doug : Apparently the only steps I need are the ones leadin' right to the local liquor store.

  Philip : Them's the spirits!

• Doug : I am not anal-retentive.

  Evelyn : Mm.

  Doug : I'm organized.