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(I) (2013)

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Levy: Alright, ladies, here's the DNA results from the book of matches and the cigarette butt you got from Tatiana's. We pulled two sets of prints. First one's a real nut job. Look at this: reckless driving, assault, arson...

[pulls up Mullins' photo on the screen]

Ashburn: [clears throat]

Levy: Oh, God.

Ashburn: Really?

Mullins: Who the fuck is this guy?

Ashburn: He's my assistant. What...?

Levy: Uh, you know I'm an agent, right?

Ashburn: Arson?

Mullins: It was a drug house!

Levy: [Ignored as he holds up his ID badge, whistles, and taps on it]

Ashburn: I really feel the need to finish reading your files because this is just...

Mullins: I really feel the need for you to stay out of my business so I don't punch you in the teeth.

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Mullins: My fear is that I'm gonna put you in a bikini and you'll still look like a fucking bank teller.

Mullins: You're giving her beauty advice? Do you even own a fucking mirror?

Captain Woods: This job is destroying me... you know how old I am?

Ashburn: Um... um... 58.

Captain Woods: I'm 43 years old.

Ashburn: Uh-huh... see I always round up.

Captain Woods: I have a five year-old son who calls me Grampa.

Mullins: [in bathroom] Jesus, what are those?

Ashburn: Stop it, they're my Spanx. They hold everything together.

Mullins: Why, what's gonna come popping out?

Ashburn: Nothing, it just keeps everything where it's supposed to be. Like...

Mullins: Shit, like medically?

Mullins: I'll shut the door on you. You lay down here and put your head in the door. And I'll slam it about 157,000 times.

Mullins: What's wrong? You look a little pale... Snowcone.

Mullins: [about her comatose brother] It was a terrible resume. He mentioned prison, and in Special Skills he said, Keeping it real.

Mullins: I'll kill her with your dead body!

Ashburn: Okay, here we go.

[Ashburn goes to pull the fire alarm in the club, and the face plate comes off in her hand]

Ashburn: My God, there are absolutely no wires attached to this thing! And what is that?

[poking at object in recessed fire alarm box]

Ashburn: What is that? Gum? Or is that... Silly Putty?

Mullins: [Slaps Ashburn's hand] Don't touch that! That's a condom.

Ashburn: [Ashburn dry heaves]

Ashburn: [Ashburn's cell phone rings] Ashburn.

[Hands phone to Mullins]

Ashburn: Why don't you have your own phone?

Mullins: What am I, the Queen of England?

Ashburn: I don't know. Does the Queen of England only wear sweatpants?

Mullins: Fuck you.

Ashburn: You... 'F' you.

Ashburn: I'm gonna say this one more time. Stand down, Officer.

Mullins: Fuck off, Officer.

Ashburn: Oh, okay. Guess what? Now you've really done it. I'm going to call my boss.

Mullins: You do that, tattle-tits! Fuckin' narc!

Rojas: I had a joint and a few little bags of coke. Since when is that shit illegal?

Mullins: [Walking toward a man on the street] Oh, shit.

Ashburn: What's wrong?

Mullins: Just... just don't look. Don't look! Don't look! Just act like we're talking.

Robin: Hey, Shannon.

Mullins: Hi, Robin.

Robin: I really enjoyed our night together, Shannon. You just disappeared on me.

Mullins: Yeah, I know. I was there.

Robin: Well, can I take you to dinner? A movie or something?

Mullins: God, buddy, do you not hear how pathetic everything out of your mouth sounds? I mean, there's a girl out there for you, but it's not... it's not me. Maybe it's her.

[indicating Ashburn]

Mullins: Her lady business is like an old dirty attic. Full of broken Christmas lights and like doll shoes and shit. Why don't you clean THAT out for her?

Ashburn: Uh, that's a... that's a misrepresentation of my vagina.

Ashburn: [Leans in close to talk to Mullins after waking up in a bar] Hey, how ya doin'?

Mullins: Jesus, you've gotta get a mint in that dumpster.

Ashburn: Oh, God, was I smoking cigarettes last night?

Mullins: Yeah, you kept takin' 'em out of people's mouths and smoking them.

Ashburn: God, that's so nasty.

Mullins: It *was* pretty gross.

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Mrs. Mullins: When did *you* become such a fuckin' princess?

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Ashburn: I was actually married for six-some years.

Mullins: Was he a hearing man?

Mullins: If you're not in trouble you're not doing your job.

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Jason Mullins: What are you gonna do, storm through Boston and take down a drug lord?

Mullins: Yeah, I might. Have you met me?

Jason Mullins: Yeah, unfortunately.

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Mullins: You want something to eat? I didn't finish my submarine sandwich from the other day.

Ashburn: Oh god, no thank you.

Mullins: Sorry I don't have poached eggs and rubies for ya.

Ashburn: No, I... I don't mean to be rude but one could catch a MRSA infection in here, that's all.

Mullins: Yeah, what part of that wasn't rude?

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Ashburn: [Horn blows twice. A mini-van slowly drives up to Ashburn and Mullins as they are walking on the street. The van's windows are down, and the radio is blasting Boston's "More Than a Feeling" as the driver flips off Mullins] Who is... who is that?

Mullins: My mom.

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Gina: Hey, Shan.

[Mullins knocks the cup out of her hand, spilling its contents on the floor, while walking away]

Gina: Well, that was wicked rude.

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