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The Swiss Miss Massacre (2012)

Das Missen Massaker (original title)
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Serge
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Miss Rheintal
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Sarina - Miss Telecom
Lisa Brühlmann ...
Ladina (as Lisa Ivana Brühlmann)
Lisa Maria Bärenbold ...
Ashley
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Sabinska
Aaron Hitz ...
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Jennifer Hurschler ...
Ashanti
Peter Jecklin ...
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Benno Kälin
Anne Mayer ...
Noemi
Silvia Medina ...
Natasha
Sabrina Meier ...
Jenny
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28 August 2012 | by (Switzerland) – See all my reviews

"Das Missen Massaker" (in English something like "The Massacre of the Misses") is a fantastic and often funny horror parody of beauty contests. It's like "Miss Congeniality" meets "Scream" meets "Scary Movie" since the murderer wears a mask like the bad guy(s) in "Scream". And not only one mask: Once he is Freddy Kruger, another time Jason, Michael Myers or Pinhead.

In Switzerland, after the first week, "Das Missen Massaker" isn't a huge success, yet. Maybe because it's not really a Swiss movie but an American movie made in the wrong country (that's of course my opinion).

I really hope that the movie finds its way to American screens.


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