Victorious (TV Series)
The Hambone King (2012)
Susan Chuang: Mrs. Lee
Quotes
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[Cat, Robbie, and Tori are eating at Nozu]
Robbie Shapiro : OK. So tell me. How do girls put on skirts? Do you do it one leg at a time like pants or do you just jump right in?
Tori Vega : One leg at a time!
Cat Valentine : I jump right in.
[Cat takes a bite of her food. Mrs. Lee approaches Cat, Robbie, and Tori holding a bowl]
Mrs. Lee : Excuse me, Robbie Shapiro?
Robbie Shapiro : Yes?
Mrs. Lee : This is for you.
[Mrs. Lee places the bowl in front of Robbie]
Mrs. Lee : It's a special tempura ice cream dessert just for Robbie. It's free.
[Robbie grabs the bowl. Robbie tastes the dessert]
Tori Vega : Ooh! Can I have one?
Mrs. Lee : No.
Robbie Shapiro : So good, but why the free dessert?
Mrs. Lee : Because you are the Hambone King!
[Tori is concerned]
Robbie Shapiro : Oh, you, uh, you saw my video?
Mrs. Lee : Yes, on theslap.com. You hambone like a champion!
Robbie Shapiro : Oh.
[Robbie smiles. Robbie waves Mrs. Lee off. Mrs. Lee notices Kwakoo nervously hiding]
Mrs. Lee : Kwakoo. Don't be shy. Come over here.
[Kwakoo nervously approaches. Referring to Robbie]
Mrs. Lee : Kwakoo, just ask him.
Kwakoo : Mr. Hambone King?
Tori Vega : Oh.
Kwakoo : May I have your autograph?
[Kwakoo places a pen and a pad in front of Robbie. Cat laughs. Robbie smiles]
Cat Valentine : That's so cute!
Robbie Shapiro : Sure you can, Kwakoo.
[Robbie grabs the pen and pad. Kwakoo nervously laughs. Mrs. Lee calms Kwakoo down. Robbie writes his autograph on the pad with the pen]
Robbie Shapiro : Here you go.
[Robbie hands back the pen and pad back to Kwakoo. Kwakoo grabs the pen and pad. Kwakoo walks off]
Mrs. Lee : Bye bye, Hambone King.
[Mrs. Lee gently slaps Robbie on his left cheek. Mrs. Lee walks off. Tori sighs. Tori takes a drink of her beverage]
Tori Vega : I'm gonna go to the restroom.
[Tori walks off]
Robbie Shapiro : Huh.
[to Cat]
Robbie Shapiro : Wonder why it's called a restroom.
Cat Valentine : Yeah. It's not like people take naps on toilets.
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[Outside of Nozu, Mrs. Lee hands over a plate of sushi to Merl and Jarold]
Merl : Thanks!
[about Jarold]
Mrs. Lee : When he become a world famous hambone man, you talk about my restaurant when you go on the Jimmy Fallon show!
[Mrs. Lee enters Nozu. To the group]
Merl : Hey! Looks like Shapiro ain't gonna show up.
André Harris : Yeah. Well I say hey, Robbie'll be here. You can count on that.
[to Andre]
Beck Oliver : Do you really think he's comin'?
André Harris : I have no idea.
Merl : Well he's late. Me and the king gotta catch...
[Tori and Robbie arrive. The crowd applaud and cheer]
Tori Vega : Hey idiots! You wanna talk or hambone?
[the crowd applaud and cheer]
Jarold Ardbeg : Tori Vega.
Tori Vega : What up, Jarold?
Jarold Ardbeg : You still mad about me and Susie McAllen?
[Jarold and Merl laugh meanly. The crowd react]
Tori Vega : You still pick your nose and eat it?
[the crowd react. To Jarold, about Tori]
Merl : Don't waste your breath on her, king.
Tori Vega : Oh. Hi, Merl. I see you're still sniffin' Jarold's butt!
[Merl gets angry]
Merl : Hey! That was a dare!
[the crowd react. Andre and Beck try to get Merl to back away]
André Harris : Hey, hey!
Tori Vega : Oh!
Beck Oliver : Easy, blondie, easy.
[Merl backs away. To Jade]
Cat Valentine : This hambone battle is really scary.
Jade West : We're about to watch two nerds compete by slapping themselves. I think we'll be OK.
[Jade smiles. To Jarold and Merl]
Tori Vega : Jarold can go first.
Jarold Ardbeg : All right. It's on.
[Robbie laughs]
Robbie Shapiro : Like a game of Mahjong.
[Everyone looks at Robbie in confusion. To Robbie]
Tori Vega : Please. Let me do the cool talk.
[Beck grabs Robbie's jacket off Robbie. Beck shakes the jacket. The crowd encourage Robbie. Jarold and Robbie both sit down. To Robbie]
Cat Valentine : Good luck, Robbie.