Phineas and Ferb (TV Series)
The Mom Attractor/Cranius Maximus (2012)
Dan Povenmire: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz
Quotes
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Dr. Doofenshmirtz : It is a well-known fact that no politician can pass up kissing a baby for fear of alienating the electorate. This can be risky, though, because if a baby cries, you can alienate the electorate even worse than if you refused to kiss the baby in the first place.
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Dr. Doofenshmirtz : You know, you could have waited till I put my pants on. That would have at least been polite, and do you know what we do to rude people around here? We put them in a water-soluable capsule. Ha-HAA! And there's not enough platypus spit in the world to get you out of it.
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Dr. Doofenshmirtz : Keys! Keys! Keys! Master keys, skeleton keys, latch keys, skate keys... I love keys! And, you know, take it from me, once you've accidentally locked yourself in a milk can full of cockroaches for a couple hours, you'll... you'll develop a real appreciation.
