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Until "The Olson Penis" was created by Dr. Olson 10-years ago, historically men's penises grew for procreation when a woman ovulated and retracted immediately. 200 years ago, men who were ... See full summary »

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Credited cast:
Becky Thyre ...
Ph.D. Graves Professor of Moral Philosophy Union University
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Lee Langston Pro Bono Penis Recipient
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Senior Vice President for Academic Affairs Oklahoma Christian University
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PhD in comparative Politics at Tulane
Gary Stockdale ...
PhD Political Science Columbia University
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Student at Georgetown University
Kelly Carlin-McCall ...
Gentle Lady Chair Person, Senator Carlin (as Kelly Carlin)
Wendy Hammers ...
Ph.D. Associate Professor of Ethics, Chair of the Ethics Department, Associate Director of the Richard Land Center for Cultural Engagement
Jay Kogen ...
Theological Historian & Professor at Brown University
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Concerned Citizen, Penile Rights Advocate
Martin Olson ...
Head of Transplant Department at Johns Hopkins University, Inventor, The Olson Penis
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Russian Grad Student at Harvard
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Sam Smithhoff Hopeful 'Olson Penis' Recipient under Obamacare
Mike Rotman ...
PhD in International Relations Theory at Notre Dame (as Michael Rotman)
Maggie Rowe ...
The Most Reverend Rowe Roman Catholic Bishop of Bridgeport, CT
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Until "The Olson Penis" was created by Dr. Olson 10-years ago, historically men's penises grew for procreation when a woman ovulated and retracted immediately. 200 years ago, men who were devoutly religious and monogamous experienced penile growth for procreation only. Conversely, women have always been born with vaginas and sexual freedom not governed by religion or politics. In February, a committee of women met to discuss "The Olson Penis" being covered by Obamacare. Written by Katie Schwartz

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