5.8/10
10
1 user

In Bed with Katsuni (2012)

Reviews
1 win. See more awards »
Learn more

People who liked this also liked... 

Hard Bodies (Video 2011)
Adult
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 -/10 X  
Director: Mason
Stars: Asa Akira, Lexi Swallow, Kristina Rose
Action | Adult | Drama
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  

An XXX parody of Spartacus: War of the Damned.

Director: Marcus London
Stars: Marcus London, Tommy Gunn, Tony DeSergio
Adult | Comedy | Sci-Fi
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Director: Brad Armstrong
Stars: Misty Stone, Jessica Drake, Alektra Blue
L'innocente (Video 2013)
Adult | Romance
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8/10 X  
Directors: Max Candy, Michael Ninn
Stars: Anna Polina, Anissa Kate, Eileen Sue
Doctor Adventures (TV Series 2004)
Adult
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
Stars: Johnny Sins, Keiran Lee, Charles Dera
Naughty Office (TV Series 2004)
Adult
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
Stars: Charles Dera, Ashley Adams, Johnny Castle
Adult
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
Director: Hervé Bodilis
Stars: Anna Polina, Ariel Rebel, Lola Reve
Stars: Rilynn Rae, Nickey Huntsman, Zoey Monroe
Hot and Mean (TV Series 2009)
Adult
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
Stars: Phoenix Marie, Monique Alexander, Abigail Mac
Edit

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
...
Katsuni (as Katsuni)
Lea Lexis
Lou Charmelle
...
(as Skin Diamond)
Vicki Chase
Karlo Karrera
Edit

Storyline

Add Full Plot | Add Synopsis

Genres:

Adult

Edit

Details

Country:

Language:

|

Release Date:

8 July 2012 (France)  »

Also Known As:

Au lit avec Katsuni  »

Company Credits

Production Co:

 »
Show detailed on  »

Technical Specs

Color:

See  »

Frequently Asked Questions

This FAQ is empty. Add the first question.

User Reviews

Disappointing ego trip from the great What's-Her-Name
24 March 2015 | by (New York, New York) – See all my reviews

I was an early fan of Katsuni or Katsumi or the girl with the IMDb name Celine, dating back to when she first floated over to America to take on Mandingo long ago. But this made in the U.S.A. Marc Dorcel opus has her delivering a load of b.s.

From the opening cutesy toes wriggling in bed shot (repeated at the end of the feature for cheapness sake) the divine Miss K wears a hang-dog expression which oddly makes her look like Cher without Sonny. In contemporary porn parlance she plays a fictional character that happens to be named Katsuni, slaving away bored as hell as a shop-girl in an L.A. clothing boutique.

Her narration is almost as annoying as that of a '70s Nick Millard lesbian movie, endlessly complaining how dreary her life is, "repetition after repetition" to quote D.H. Lawrence (that's me quoting him, not K quoting him).

Turns out that her malaise stems from the departure for parts unknown of her boyfriend Manuel Ferrara, anti-celebrated on the one year anniversary of his taking a hike. I found this amusing because good old Manuel is so busy humping beauties for a living 365 days a year (he gets a day off on leap years) that K shoulda known better.

At any rate the non-adventures of the fictional K are as boring as the blank expression on her kisser. Danny Mountain, using terrible pick-up lines, scores with her at the shop, but his big dick in bed merely brings back memories of Manuel. We know we're in America when the ubiquitous Xander Corvus shows up in the shop with his honey Vicki Chase, cuing a foursome with K and Bill Bailey.

An abstract fantasy like sequence involving dancers and guest star Anissa Kate (who gets top billing in the credits courtesy of Dorcel) is absurd. Recurring theme of a foot fetish is continued.

Next customer Ramon Nomar easily talks K into attending a porn video shoot he's producing and starring in. She's just as bored in the audience as elsewhere, watching a troilism scene w/Mick Blue on hand. Dorcel clichés of black hose, high heels and d.p.'s are displayed here.

Remembering two years ago K has a flashback of lesbian sex with a girl named Mina. There's another sex scene with Manuel, then he's gone again, but K contrives a cornball happy ending of Ferrara back once more and as she puts it: "I found the one for whose arms I was made". Probably sounds better in French.

By comparison IN BED WITH MADONNA I dare say is more truthful. At any rate, auteur Katsuni had better keep her day job.


0 of 0 people found this review helpful.  Was this review helpful to you?

Contribute to This Page