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A dysfunctional gang of criminals takes a middle class Maori family hostage and discovers too late that they are cannibals.

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Hemi Crane
Nicola Kawana ...
Margaret Crane
Hanna Tevita ...
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Jack Sergent-Shadbolt ...
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Leand Macadaan ...
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Ralph Hilaga ...
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Kahn West ...
Glenn Crane
Will Robertson ...
Shaun Armstrong
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Katene
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Nisbet
Andrew Foster ...
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Wee Willy
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A dysfunctional gang of criminals takes a middle class Maori family hostage and discovers too late that they are cannibals.

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Hemi Crane: We're not Maori cannibals, we're just cannibals who happen to be Maori.
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No one was actually eaten in the making of this film. See more »

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Indulge Me
(David Dallas, Jordan Iusitini, Aaron Iusitini)
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Eat it
2 March 2014 | by See all my reviews

There are so many jokes to be made with that title, that I'm sure you'll think of some pretty good ones yourself. And as the title suggest, you will be in the loop before one of our main characters is. So the viewer is ahead on a few things (also the "arriving"/"clash" is something you'll be expecting too), that the characters aren't.

The movie will not be everyones taste (no other way to put that), but it is funny. Does it have flaws? Of course it has. But you would do the movie unjust to critique it because of it and you would hurt your own movie viewing experience by being to observing of those mistakes and flaws. Try to enjoy a fun little movie with a wicked sense of humor


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