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A dysfunctional gang of criminals takes a middle class Maori family hostage and discovers too late that they are cannibals.



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Nicola Kawana ...
Margaret Crane
Hanna Tevita ...
Jack Sergent-Shadbolt ...
Leand Macadaan ...
Ralph Hilaga ...
Paulie Tan
Kahn West ...
Glenn Crane
Will Robertson ...
Shaun Armstrong
Andrew Foster ...
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A dysfunctional gang of criminals takes a middle class Maori family hostage and discovers too late that they are cannibals.

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Strop: I am gonna fuck your hairless arse all the way back to China.
Wee Willy: He will. I've seen it. Butter is your friend.
Strop: You speak English?
Ritchie: I'm from Otaki.
Strop: No shit. We got a place here in New Zealand sounds just like that.
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When My Wahine Does the Poi
Composed by Sam Freedman
Performed by Daphne Walker and Bill Sevesi and His Islanders
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A mildly entertaining comedy
27 July 2013 | by (Seoul, Korea) – See all my reviews

I saw this at Pifan 2013 in South Korea, and well, I wasn't expecting a horror comedy but got one. There were funny moments in the movie but well, the gore wasn't necessary.

I also wanted to see the actor T. Morrison but this was far from his finest hour. This film is basically a mix of gore, sex and a series of one-liners and while I didn't regret seeing this, I'm not sure I can recommend it.

I gave it seven out of ten points because there were entertaining moments, but I sure hope Morrison gets better roles to befit his acting talents.

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