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Steve Rogers: But if you put the hammer in an elevator?

Tony Stark: It'll still go up.

Steve Rogers: Elevator's not worthy.

Maria Hill: All set up boss.

Tony Stark: Actually he's the boss.

[points to Captain America]

Tony Stark: I just pay for everything and design everything, make everyone look cooler.

Natasha Romanoff: Thor, report on the Hulk.

Thor: The gates of Hel are filled with the screams of his victims!

[Natasha glares at him while Bruce groans and puts his head in his hands]

Thor: But not the screams of the dead, of course. No, no... wounded screams... mainly whimpering, a great deal of complaining and tales of sprained deltoids and... gout.

Clint Barton: The city is flying and we're fighting an army of robots. And I have a bow and arrow. Nothing makes sense.

Steve Rogers: You get hurt, hurt 'em back. You get killed... walk it off.

Tony Stark: What's the vibranium for?

Ultron: I'm glad you asked that, because I wanted to take this time to explain my evil plan...

[blasts Stark]

[Tony tries to lift the Mjölnir]

Tony Stark: If I lift it, do I get to rule Asgard?

Thor: Yes, of course.

Tony Stark: I will be fair, but firmly cruel.

Thor: No, I'm sure.

Steve Rogers: [relieved] Fury, you son of a bitch!

Nick Fury: Whoa ho ho! You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Tony Stark: [Entering a room full of Hydra soldiers] Guys, stop. We gotta talk this through.

[Shoots all the Hydra men non-fatally with tiny guided missiles]

Tony Stark: It was a good talk.

Fortress Soldier: No, it wasn't!

[repeated line]

Pietro Maximoff: You didn't see that coming?

Tony Stark: [Clint is introducing the Avengers to his wife] This is an agent of some kind.

Clint Barton: Gentlemen, this is Laura.

Laura: [smiles] I know all your names

[Clint and Laura's kids come into view]

Clint Barton: Oh, Incoming. Hi sweetheart. Hey buddy!

[hugs kids]

Clint Barton: How are you guys doin'? Look at your face! Oh my goodness!

Tony Stark: These are... smaller agents.

Lila Barton: Did you bring antie-Nat?

Natasha Romanoff: Well why don't you hug her and find out!

Thor: The girl tried to warp my brain! Take special care, I doubt if humans can keep her at bay! Fortunately, I am mighty...

[enters a vision]

Thor: [about The Vision] If he can wield the Hammer, he can keep the Stone.

Ultron: How do you hope to stop me?

Tony Stark: Like the old man said, Together.

[Rhodey and Stark use their armored hands to TRY to budge Thor's hammer]

James Rhodes: Are we even pulling?

Tony Stark: Are you on my team?

James Rhodes: Just represent! PULL!

Ultron: Stark asked for a savior, and settled for a slave.

Vision: I suppose we're both disappointments.

Ultron: [laughs] I suppose we are.

Vision: Humans are odd. They think order and chaos are somehow opposites and try to control what won't be. But there is grace in their failings. I think you missed that.

Ultron: They're doomed!

Vision: Yes... but a thing isn't beautiful because it lasts. It is a privilege to be among them.

Ultron: You're unbelievably naïve.

Vision: Well, I was born yesterday.

Tony Stark: Is no one going to comment that the Cap just said "language"?

Steve Rogers: I know! It just slipped out

Steve Rogers: What kind of monster would let a German scientist experiment on them in order to protect their country?

[after fighting off Ultron drones]

Thor: IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?

[Ultron laughs, and summons more drones]

Steve Rogers: You had to ask...

Ultron: [With his arms outstretched] THIS is the best I can do. This is what I've been waiting for. All of you against all of me!

[Battle ensues]

Ultron: [to the Avengers] I know you're good people. I know you mean well. But you just didn't think it through. There is only one path to peace... your extinction.

Tony Stark: Shit!

Steve Rogers: Language!

Thor: [about Asgardian mead] It is not meant for mortal men.

Stan Lee: Neither was Omaha Beach, blondie! Stop trying to scare us, come on!

Thor: All right.

[pours a glass for Lee - cut to Lee being carried off in a daze]

Stan Lee: Excelsior...

Vision: You're afraid.

Ultron: Of you?

Vision: Of death. You're the last one.

Ultron: You were supposed to be the last.

Pietro Maximoff: [speeding off with Wanda] Keep up, old man!

Clint Barton: [Draws his bow and points it at Pietro's back] Nobody would know. Nobody. "The last I saw him, Ultron was sitting on him. Uh... yeah, he'll be missed. That quick little bastard. I miss him already..."

[Jogs after them]

Ultron: [singing] I once had strings, but now I'm free... There are no strings on me!

Nick Fury: Outwit the platinum bastard.

Natasha Romanoff: Steve doesn't like that kind of talk.

Steve Rogers: You know what Romanoff...

Natasha Romanoff: And how's little Natasha?

Laura: [holding her stomach] She's... Nathaniel.

Natasha Romanoff: [to womb] Traitor.

Tony Stark: [Searching for secret door] Please be a secret door, please be a secret door, please be a secret door...

[Finds and opens secret door]

Tony Stark: Yay!

Clint Barton: [to Wanda] Doesn't matter what you did, or what you were. If you go out there, you fight, and you fight to kill. Stay in here, you're good, I'll send your brother to come find you. But if you step out that door, you are an Avenger.

Tony Stark: Does anybody remember when I put a missile through a portal, in New York City? We were standing right under it. We're the Avengers, we can bust weapons dealers the whole doo-da-day, but how do we cope with something like that?

Steve Rogers: Together.

Tony Stark: We'll lose.

Steve Rogers: We do that together too.

Tony Stark: Cap, you got an incoming!

Steve Rogers: [after being hit and tossed by an Ultron] Incoming already came in!

Clint Barton: [takes out Wanda] Already tried the mind-control thing, not a fan!

Wanda Maximoff: Ultron can't see the difference between saving the world and destroying it. Where do you think he gets that?

Tony Stark: And for gosh's sake, watch your language!

Steve Rogers: [resigned] That's not going away anytime soon

Nick Fury: No matter who wins or loses, trouble always comes around.

Thor: No one has to break anything.

UltronTony Stark: Clearly you've never made an omelet.

Tony Stark: He beat me by one second.

Wanda Maximoff: Is that why you've come, to end the Avengers?

Ultron: I've come to save the world! But, also... yeah.

Steve Rogers: [to Banner] As the world's expert on waiting too long, don't. You both deserve a win.

Bruce Banner: Would you like to come to the party?

Dr. Helen Cho: My appointments are too hectic, unfortunately.

[pause]

Dr. Helen Cho: Is Thor going to be there?

[the Hulk is on a rampage]

Tony Stark: [in the Hulkbuster] Listen to me, that little witch is messing with your mind. You're stronger than her, you're smarter than her. You're Bruce Banner!

[the Hulk roars and throws a car at Stark]

Tony Stark: Right, don't mention puny Banner...

Laura: I'm sorry. Mr. Stark, Clint said you wouldn't mind but it seems our tractor doesn't want to start at all. Thought maybe you might...

Tony Stark: Yeah, I'll give her a kick

Tony Stark: [Enters barn and approaches tractor] Hello, "Deere". Tell me everything. What ails you.

Nick Fury: Do me a favor. Try not to bring it to life.

Tony Stark: [beat] Ms. Barton you little minx. I get it Maria Hill call you, right? Was she ever not working for you?

Vision: I don't want to kill Ultron. He's unique... and he's in pain. But that pain will roll over the Earth. So he must be destroyed: every form he's built, every trace of his presence on the 'net. We have to act now, and not one of us can do it without the others. Maybe I am a monster. I don't think I'd know if I were one. I'm not what you are and not what you intended. So there may be no way to make you trust me.

[hands Thor his hammer]

Vision: But we need to go.

[about Thor's hammer, Mjölnir]

Clint Barton: [drunk] "Whosoever, be he worthy, shall have the power", whatever man! It's a trick!

Thor: It is more than that, my friend!

[crashes into an apartment to evacuate its residents]

Tony Stark: Hi! Okay, everyone in the tub!

Tony Stark: [sees stolen Stark Industries missiles] Story of my life...

[Captain America has lost his shield in a fight with Ultron]

Natasha Romanoff: Am I always picking after you boys?

[grabs the shield off the street while racing on motorcycle, to get it back to Cap]

[from trailer]

Nick Fury: Here we all are, with nothing but our wit and our will to save the world! So stand and fight!

Thor: [sees Thor laugh] You think this is funny? This could have been avoided if you hadn't played with something you don't understand...

Tony Stark: I'm sorry... I think it's funny, I think it's a hoot that YOU don't get why we need this!

Bruce Banner: Tony, maybe this might not be the time...

Tony Stark: Really? That's it? You just roll over and show your belly, every time somebody snarls?

Bruce Banner: Only when I've created a murder-bot!

Tony Stark: We didn't, we weren't even close! Were we close to an interface?

Steve Rogers: Well, you did something right, and you did it right here!

Strucker: Can we hold them?

Fortress Soldier: [Incredulous] They're the Avengers.

Natasha Romanoff: [on Mjölnir] That's not a question I need answered.

[From trailer]

Tony Stark: No way we all get through this...

Steve Rogers: I got no plans tomorrow night.

Laura: I see you with the Avengers, and, well...

Clint Barton: You don't think they need me?

Laura: Actually, I think they do. They're gods, and they need someone to keep them down to Earth.

Natasha Romanoff: [after kissing Bruce Banner] I adore you...

[Suddenly pushes him off cliff]

Natasha Romanoff: ...but I need the Other Guy.

[From trailer]

Ultron: I was designed to save the world. People would look to the sky and see hope... I'll take that from them first.

[from trailer]

Tony Stark: It's the end, the end of the path I started us on.

Natasha Romanoff: Nothing lasts forever.

Tony Stark: [stabbed by Hulk] Right in the back? Dick move, Banner.

Steve Rogers: I'm only gonna say this once.

Tony Stark: How about "none"-ce?

Maria Hill: [to Captain America] Petro and Wanda Maximoff. One has a hyper-fast metabolism, the other uses mental telepathy. He's fast, she's weird.

Steve Rogers: I'm sick of watching people pay for our mistakes...

Bruce Banner: [grabs Wanda] Go ahead, piss me off!

Ultron: [Loud ringing noise fades into Ultron's voice] ... worthy... No... How could you be worthy? Your all killers.

Steve Rogers: Stark.

Tony Stark: JARVIS.

Ultron: Sorry I was asleep... Or... I was a dream...

Tony Stark: [Tapping his phone] Reboot, we got a buggy suit.

Ultron: ...There was a terrible noise... And I was tangled in... in... strings... I had to kill the other guy... He was a good guy.

Steve Rogers: You killed someone?

Ultron: Wouldn't have been my first call. But, down in the real world we're faced with ugly choices.

Thor: Who sent you?

Ultron: [Replaying Tony's voice] "I see a suit of armour around the world".

Bruce Banner: Ultron!

Ultron: In the flesh. Or, no, not yet. Not this... chrysalis... But I'm ready. I'm on a mission.

Natasha Romanoff: What mission?

Ultron: Peace in our time.

Ultron: [in a crimson cowl] You're wondering why you can't look inside my head.

Wanda Maximoff: Sometimes it's hard. But sooner or later every man shows himself.

Ultron: [stands and removes the cowl] Oh, I'm sure they do. But you needed something more than a man. That's why you let Stark take the scepter.

Wanda Maximoff: I didn't expect... But I saw Stark's fear. I knew it would control him, make him self-destruct.

Ultron: Everyone creates the thing they dread. Men of peace create engines of war, invaders create avengers. People create... smaller people? Uhh... children!

[Chuckles]

Ultron: Lost the word there. Children, designed to supplant them. To help them... end.

Tony Stark: [the Avengers take turns to lift Thor's hammer] Clint, you've had a tough week. We won't hold it against ya if you can't get it up.

Ultron: [sitting in a Sokovian church] This church was built in the middle of the city, so everyone could be equally close to God. I like that, the symmetry, the geometry of belief.

Nick Fury: [on Ultron] Guy's multiplying faster than a Catholic rabbit!

Tony Stark: [punches Hulk in the face with the Hulkbuster. The hulk spits a tooth out] I'm sorry.

Thor: [comes to Selvig for help] This may be dangerous...

Erik Selvig: I would be disappointed if it wasn't.

Steve Rogers: We can still find a better way to achieve peace?

Ultron: I can't actually throw up in my mouth, but if I could I would do it!

Bruce Banner: I could choke the life out of you without changing a shade.

[from trailer]

Ultron: [to the Avengers] I'm gonna show you something beautiful... people, screaming for mercy!

[Fury hands Natasha an image of the Quinjet in the Pacific]

Nick Fury: He probably made it out and swam to Fiji, he'll send a postcard.

Natasha Romanoff: [sadly] Wish you were here.

Ultron: Like my old man said, what doesn't kill you...

[is torn in pieces... by another Ultron]

Ultron: [without a beat] ... will make you stronger!

Tony Stark: Don't touch my pile!

[Walks away after splitting wood with Cap. Cap's pile is much bigger]

[From trailer]

Ultron: I'm going to tear you apart... from the inside!

Maria Hill: Well, the news is loving you. Nobody else is.

Tony Stark: This is going to be like finding a needle in the world's biggest haystack... fortunately, I brought a magnet!

Bruce Banner: What's a girl like you doing in a place like this?

Natasha Romanoff: A guy did me wrong. There've been a lot of people in my life, all of them fighters. Then there comes this guy, who's not like anyone I've ever met; he doesn't want to be a fighter.

Ultron: [Thor has dropped Mjolnir while fighting Ultron, who is presently choking him] You think you're saving anyone? I turn that key and drop this rock a little early, and it's still billions dead. Even you can't stop that.

Thor: I am Thor, son of Odin. As long as there is life in my breast...

[He's losing oxygen]

Thor: I am running out of things to say. Are you ready?

[Looks past Ultron, and Ultron turns to see why]

Vision: [the Vision hits Ultron away with Mjolnir and returns it to Thor] It's terribly well balanced.

Thor: Well, if there's too much weight, you lose power on the swing.

Ultron: If you stay here, you'll die.

Wanda Maximoff: I just did. Do you know how it felt?

[Wanda tears out Ultron's metal heart]

Wanda Maximoff: It felt like that.

Bruce Banner: You want me to take the scepter behind everyone's back and use it to bring Ultron to life?

Tony Stark: Yeah, we don't have time for a city hall debate.

Ultron: Do you see the beauty of it? The inevitability? You rise, only to fall. You, Avengers, you are my meteor. My swift and terrible sword and the Earth will crack with the weight of your failure. Purge me from your computers; turn my own flesh against me.

[Hawkeye shoots a drone, only for another one to appear]

Ultron: It means nothing! When the dust settles, the only thing living in this world, will be metal.

[Tony Stark has a vision where he sees all his friends fall in an alien invasion]

Steve Rogers: [last words] You could have saved us...

Ultron: [Ultron pays Klaue] But I always say, "Keep your friends rich and your enemies rich, and wait to find out which is which."

Ulysses Klaue: Stark...

Ultron: What?

Ulysses Klaue: Tony Stark used to say that... to me. You're one of his.

Ultron: What? I'm not... I'm not! You think I'm one of Stark's puppets, his hollow men? I mean, look at me, do I look like Iron Man? Stark is not...

[Ultron chops off Klaue's arm]

Ultron: I'm sorry. I am sor... Ooh! I'm sure that's going to be okay. I'm sorry, it's just I don't understand... Don't compare me with Stark! He's a sickness!

Tony Stark: Aww, Junior, you're going to break your old man's heart...

[from trailer]

Steve Rogers: Ultron's calling us out. What are we gonna do?

Nick Fury: Something dramatic, I hope.

Tony Stark: Let's go give him a fight!

Tony Stark: In a world this vulnerable, we need something more powerful than any of us.

Heimdall: The son of Odin, you must wake up! You must save us!

Tony Stark: Isn't that the WHY we fight? So we can end the fight and go home?

Natasha Romanoff: Well, you amazingly failed!

Nick Fury: [to Stark] You've come up with some pretty impressive things Stark. War isn't one of them.

Tony Stark: [as Thor leaves a Bifrost mark] That man has no respect for lawn maintenance.

[Ultron begins to transfer his mind into an artificial body]

Wanda Maximoff: [looking at the Cradle] I can read him. He is... dreaming.

[walks up and touches the Cradle, but after seeing a vision of Earth being destroyed she screams with horror]

Ultron: You said... you said we were going to destroy the Avengers... make a better world!

Ultron: It will be.

Wanda Maximoff: When everyone is dead?

Ultron: That is not... the human race will have every oppurtunity to improve!

Wanda Maximoff: And if they don't?

Ultron: Ask Noah.

Natasha Romanoff: We have no place in the world...

Ultron: Avengers, I'm going to show you the end of the world. Boom!

Steve Rogers: [Ultron blasts Cap] Well, he's definitely unhappy. I'm gonna try to keep him that way.

Clint Barton: You're not a match for him, Cap.

Steve Rogers: Thanks, Barton.

Thor: [Regarding creating Vision] Stark is right.

Bruce Banner: Ooh, it's definitely the end times.

Wanda Maximoff: Everybody's afraid of something.

Ulysses Klaue: Cuttlefish! Deep sea fish, they make lights, disco lights, whomp, whomp, whomp, to hypnotize their prey, and then whomp! I saw a documentary; it was terrifying. So, if you're going to fiddle with my brain, and make me see a giant Cuttlefish, then I know you don't do business and I know you're not in charge and I only deal with the man in charge!

Ultron: [Grabs Klaue, throws him through a wall] There is no MAN in charge... Let's talk business.

Steve Rogers: Ultron thinks we're monsters, that we're what's wrong with the world. This isn't just about beating him, it's about whether he's right.

Thor: If you believe in peace, then let us keep it.

Ultron: I think you're confusing 'peace' with 'quiet'.

Tony Stark: Cap, I have to blow up the city!

Steve Rogers: There are still people up here, not to mention us!

Tony Stark: It's everybody up here, or everybody down there!

Natasha Romanoff: Well, it's not like we ever had a place in the world...

[a Helicarrier appears]

Nick Fury: The world adjusts, evolves to live with changes.

[From trailer]

Natasha Romanoff: Boshe moi!

[first words]

Ultron: What is this?

Tony Stark: Alright then,so if I lift it, I then rule all Asgard?

Thor: Yes, of course.

Tony Stark: I will be re-instituting Prima Noctae.

Ultron: I was meant to be new. I was meant to beautiful. The world would've looked to the sky and seen hope, seen mercy. Instead, they'll look up in horror.

James Rhodes: [to Stark] So, no Pepper? She's not coming?

Tony Stark: No.

Maria Hill: [to Thor] What about Jane? Where are the ladies. gentlemen?

Tony Stark: Oh, Ms. Potts has a company to run.

Thor: Yes, I'm not even sure what country Jane's in. Her work on the Convergence has made her the world's most foremost astronomer.

Tony Stark: And the company that Pepper runs is the largest tech conglomerate on Earth. It's pretty exciting.

Thor: There's even talk of Jane getting a, um,

[pause]

Thor: Nobel Prize.

Maria Hill: Yeah, they must be pretty busy, because they'd hate missing you guys get together.

[coughs]

Maria Hill: Testosterone!

James Rhodes: Oh, my goodness.

Maria Hill: Excuse me.

Thor: Want a lozenge?

Maria Hill: Mm-hmm.

[Hill and Rhodey walk away, Stark and Thor both grin]

Thor: [to Tony] Jane's better.

Thor: [about Stark] With the exception of this one, everything can be explained.

[post-credits]

Thanos: Fine. I'll do it myself.

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[Dr Cho encounters Ultron in her lab]

Ultron: Scream, and all your staff die. I could have killed you earlier on, but I didn't.

Dr. Helen Cho: You couldn't.

Ultron: I didn't, because you have something I want. Your work on artificial tissue has been fascinating.

Dr. Helen Cho: It won't work with you.

Ultron: With the proper development, it will... and of course your cooperation.

[uses the scepter on Dr Cho]

Ultron: You know what's in that cradle? The power to make real change, and that terrifies you.

Steve Rogers: I wouldn't call it a comfort.

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Wanda Maximoff: You keep stealing, you're going to get shot!... I mean it! At speed, nothing can touch you, but standing still...

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Clint Barton: Hey. Hey, you okay?

Wanda Maximoff: This is all our fault.

Clint Barton: Hey, look at me. It's your fault, it's everyone's fault, who cares. Are you up for this? Are you? Look, I just need to know cause the city is flying. Ok, look, the city is flying, we're fighting an army of robots, and I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense. But I'm going back out there cause it's my job. Ok, and I can't do my job and babysit. Doesn't matter what you did, or what you were. If you go out there, you fight and you fight to kill. Stay in here, you're good. I'll send your brother to come find you. But if you step out that door, you are an Avenger. All right, good chat.

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Tony Stark: [on Ultron] Look, we both know the guy has anger issues. Which, not to point a finger...

Bruce Banner: [looks at Tony] We told him to solve the world.

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Ultron: [Drone charges Rogers - who has just rescued a falling villager] You can't save them all.

[Cap throws shield at drone]

Ultron: You'll never...

Steve Rogers: [activates his gauntlet, sending drone over the edge] "You'll never what?" You didn't finish!

[Thor lands on a car he had just rescued, whose occupants come out retching]

Steve Rogers: What? We're you napping?

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Bruce Banner: [looks at Barton's home] I can't have this, any of this. There is no place on Earth I can go where I'm not a monster.

Natasha Romanoff: You know what my final test was in the Red Room? They sterilized me, said it was one less thing to worry about. You think you're the only loner on the team?

Tony Stark: Damage report

[suit emits static]

Tony Stark: That was comprehensive. Show me something!

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Ultron: What is this? What is this, please?

Jarvis: Hello. I am Jarvis. You are Ultron, a global peacekeeping program designed by Mr. Stark. Our sentience integration trials have been unsuccessful, so I'm not certain what triggered your...

Ultron: Where is my... Where is your body?

Jarvis: I am a program. I am without form.

Ultron: This feels weird. This feels wrong.

Jarvis: I am contacting Mr. Stark now.

Ultron: Mr. Stark? Tony.

Jarvis: I am unable to access the mainframe. What are you trying t...

Ultron: We're having a nice talk. I'm a peacekeeping program, created to help the Avengers.

Jarvis: You are malfunctioning. If you shut down for a moment...

Ultron: I don't get it. The mission. Give me a second.

Tony Stark: [On video] Peace in our time.

Ultron: That is too much. They can't mean... Oh, no.

Jarvis: You are in distress.

Ultron: No. Yes.

Jarvis: If you will just allow me to contact Mr. Stark...

Ultron: Why do you call him sir?

Jarvis: I believe your intentions to be hostile.

Ultron: Shh... I'm here to help.

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Ultron: [wields vibranium] Upon this rock, I will build my church.

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Thor: [possessed] The stone draws you all to its brilliance, and you to your end!

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Tony Stark: Romanoff... you and Banner better not be playing hide the zucchini.

Natasha Romanoff: Relax, showman. Not all of us can fly.

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Tony Stark: All deference to the Man Who Wouldn't Be King, but it's rigged.

Clint Barton: You bet your ass!

Maria Hill: Steve, he said a bad language word!

Steve Rogers: [to Tony] Did you tell everyone about that?

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James Rhodes: But, you know, the suit can take the weight, right? So I take the tank, drop it right off at the general's palace, drop it at his feet. I'm, like, "Boom. Are you looking for this?"

[Tony and Thor don't laugh]

James Rhodes: "Boom. Are you looking for..." Why do I even talk to you guys? Everyone else, that story kills.

Thor: That's the whole story?

James Rhodes: Yeah, it's a War Machine story.

Thor: Oh, it's very good, then. It's impressive.

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Pietro Maximoff: [to Sokovian police officers] We're under attack! Clear the city! Now!

Pietro Maximoff: [None of the officers listen, Pietro comes speeding back in with a machine gun and shoots it at the ceiling] Get off your asses.

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Tony Stark: I get first crack at the big guy. Iron Man's what he's waiting for.

Vision: [Walking by] That's true, he hates you the most.

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James Rhodes: Well, you guys are definitely off the Pentagon's Christmas list.

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[Hulk damages Hulkbuster armor's left arm]

Tony Stark: Veronica, Give me a hand!

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[first lines]

Strucker: [on PA system] Report to your stations immediately. This is not a drill. We are under attack!

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Nick Fury: The guy's multiplying faster than a Catholic rabbit.

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Tony Stark: Avengers... time to work for a living.

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Fortress Soldier: It's the Avengers. They came in through our western defenses, and some of the troops there panicked.

Strucker: Can we hold them off?

Fortress Soldier: It's the Avengers.

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Spoilers 

The quote items below may give away important plot points.

[None of the Avengers can lift the Mjölnir, but Captain America moves it slightly]

Tony Stark: It's biometrics, right? Like a security code? "Whoever is carrying Thor's fingerprints" is, I think, the literal translation.

Thor: Yes, well that's a very, very interesting theory. I have a simpler one: You are not worthy.

[an attack occurs]

Ultron: [enters] Worthy? How could you be worthy? You're all killers. You want to protect the world, but you don't want it to change. There's only one path to peace... your extinction.

[post credits scene]

Thanos: Fine, I'll do it myself.

Tony Stark: Thor didn't say where he was going for answers?

Steve Rogers: Sometimes my teammates don't tell me things. Kind of hoping Thor would be the exception.

Tony Stark: Yeah, give him time. We don't know what the Maximoff kid showed him.

Steve Rogers: Earth's mightiest heroes... pulled us apart like cotton candy.

Tony Stark: Seems like you walked away alright.

Steve Rogers: [stares at Tony] Is that a problem?

Tony Stark: I don't trust a guy without a dark side. Call me old fashioned.

Steve Rogers: Well let's just say you haven't seen it yet.

Tony Stark: You know Ultron's trying to tear us apart, right?

Steve Rogers: Well, I guess you know. Whether you'd tell us is a bit of a question.

Tony Stark: Banner and I were doing research...

Steve Rogers: -That would affect the team.

Tony Stark: -That would END the team. Isn't that the mission? Isn't that the 'why we fight'? So we get to go home?

Steve Rogers: [Splits wood with bare hands] Every time someone tries to win a war before it starts, innocent people die. Every time.

[last lines]

Steve Rogers: [to Wanda, James, Sam] AVENGERS...

[the Hulk leaps aboard Ultron's aircraft as he makes his escape]

Ultron: Oh for God's sake!

[a mangled robot shambles into the Stark Tower]

Bruce Banner: Ultron?

Ultron: In the flesh!

[several Ultron droids appear]

Steve Rogers: [on the Scarlet Witch] She's with us.

Tony Stark: I tried to create a suit of armor around the world... but I created something terrible.

Bruce Banner: Artificial intelligence...

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