Cuban Fury (2014)

Kayvan Novak: Bejan

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Quotes 

• Bruce : Synthetic, less friction means less blisters. Unless you like blisters. Who likes blisters?

  Bruce : Pilgrims.

  Bejan : Exactly!

• Bejan : This is The Goonie Time. Do you know about The Goonie Time?

• Bruce : Hey. I just wanted to say sorry for being rude to you.

  Bejan : Yes you were. You were very rude to me. You were kind of a pig to me actually. A rude pig.

  [pauses] 

  Bejan : I'm kidding with you god! My name is Bejan nice to meet you!

• [after Bruce has given an intensive performance during the half-final round of the dance competition] 

  Bejan : You can win this, Bruce.

  Bruce : [panting]  I haven't got much more left in me.

  Bejan : Have a...?

  Bruce : Huh?

  Bejan : [holds up a soft drink bottle with a straw in front of Bruce's face]  Drinkie?

  Bruce : Nah, I don't wanna...

  Bejan : [insisting]  Drinkie!

  [Bruce obediently takes some sips from the bottle] 

  Bejan : Eye of the tiger, Bruce. Eye of the tiger!

• Bruce : What are you hiding?

  Bejan : Nothing.

  Bruce : [curious]  What are you hiding?

  Bejan : Behold...

  [removes his hands from the salsa competition flyer on the bulletin board] 

  Bejan : Santo Vito!

  Bruce : Yeah, what... it's just another salsa night. So what?

  Bejan : "So what"? Look at it, squashy chumps! It's a competition!

  [tones down his voice] 

  Bejan : Sorry... Don't you see, this is your time, Bruce. This is the Goonie time. Do you know about the Goonie time?

  Bruce : Yeah, of course I know about the Goonie time. My watch runs on Goonie time.

  Bejan : So then you know, that it's *their* time up there, but it is *our* time down here. You can do this, Bruce. You can win this mother-funkie, and you can show the world what you're really made of. Think about it, what do you've got to lose?

• [Before going out to dance club Boteco, Bejan is preparing Bruce with a makeover] 

  Bejan : Two more things: your hairy chest, and a tan.

  Bruce : No, no, no!

  Bejan : Yes, yes, yes, yes!

  Bruce : No, no.

  Bejan : Bruce, what year is this? Did we just go back in time? Did we step out of the DeLorean? Are we in 1985? Is this Hill Valley?

  [knocks on Bruce's head] 

  Bejan : Think, McFly! Think!

  Bruce : Oww!

  Bejan : Sorry... So take this

  [hands him shaving cream and razor] 

  Bejan : , and take this

  [hands him bronzer lotion] 

  Bejan : . You've got ten minutes.

  [pause, as Bruce is still standing baffled and motionless in front of Bejan] 

  Bejan : RUN FOR IT, MARTY!

  [Bruce heads immediately for the shower room]