David : What the fuck are you doing in my house?
Death : Er, bit tricky. Look, I'll be back in five minutes, you just carry on doing what you're doing, and I'll be right back.
Death : Do you have to watch?
Death : Why?
David : I can't go while someone's watching?
Death : Are you taking the piss?
David : Who the hell are you?
Death : Oh shit, er, Have you got the time?
Death : Right, fine, 'am Death
David : Death?
Death : Yer.
David : The Grim Reaper?
Death : If you like.
David : Fuck off.
Death : Look were you going to kill yourself or not?
David : Well yer but...
Death : Well there you go then. Now if you don't mind 'am running short of time.
David : You've got an Ipad?
Death : Yep.
David : In the afterlife?
Death : Hey, ever since Steve Jobs joined us we are so up-to-date. You 'wanna see my I-Scythe.
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