Mahogany Sunrise (2014)
Clint Hansen: Used Car Salesman - Jaime
Quotes
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Jackson Schultz : [nervously looking behind him to see if he was followed, he runs up to a car salesman] Hi, I need a car fast.
Used Car Salesman - Jaime : Jefe, you've come to the right place.
Jackson Schultz : Awesome.
[looks over at the Corvette in front of him]
Jackson Schultz : I'll take this one.
Used Car Salesman - Jaime : You don't want this car. This car has no balls.
Jackson Schultz : [walking the lot looking at other cars. He spies another Corvette] How about this one?
Used Car Salesman - Jaime : No senor, that's a mangina.
[coming upon the car he wants to sell. He points to it]
Used Car Salesman - Jaime : This one. Best on the lot.
Jackson Schultz : [in disbelief after looking over the car. He scans the rest of the lot. Then looks at the salesman] This is the best on the lot?
Used Car Salesman - Jaime : Si senor.
Jackson Schultz : Are you fucking with me?
Used Car Salesman - Jaime : Not at all. Do not judge the book by it's rusty cover.
Jackson Schultz : [looking inside, then checking out the exterior] How much?
Used Car Salesman - Jaime : Five grand.
Jackson Schultz : Five grand? How do you sleep at night?
Used Car Salesman - Jaime : Next to my wife of course.