The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

Antics on Ice/Showdown on Fairway 18 (2012)

Jeff Bennett: Kowalski, Actor, Spelling Toy Voice, Amarillo Kid, Man

Quotes 

• Skipper : This isn't a catastrophe. This is a... catastrotunity!

  Kowalski : [baffled]  A catastrotunity?

  Skipper : Catastrotunity! Beautiful word.

  Kowalski : [still confused]  Catastro... tunity?

  Skipper : Catastrotunity.

  Kowalski : You just made that up, didn't you?

  [Skipper grabs Kowalski's head, pulls him towards him and then leans straight into him] 

  Skipper : Cat... ast... ro... tun... ity!

  Kowalski : [nervously]  Ohhh... A catastrotunity. Yes, I've heard that word before. Many... times.

• Private : But, Skipper, the Amarillo Kid didn't do anything wrong this time!

  Skipper : Private, he's your enemy. Now, you don't see me helping Hans. Or Buck Rockgut helping the Red Squirrel.

  [as he is saying this, he puts a fish in the blender] 

  Skipper : Or Kowalski helping Doris the dolphin.

  Kowalski : Doris isn't my enemy!

  Skipper : Isn't she, Kowalski? Think about it.

  [He presses the button and blends the fish] 

  Kowalski : [bawling]  Doris!

• Kowalski : Not to worry, Skipper, he's going to be just fine.

  Skipper : I know, I just feel... bad for the little guy. He's been taking hits for the team left and right.

  [4 flashbacks show Private being bombarded by a bomb, about to be cut by a laser, flung off a treadmill, and getting a papercut] 

  Private : [Flashback]  Paper cut!

  [a final flashback shows Private getting squashed in the ceiling, the flashbacks end] 

  Kowalski : It has been a tough afternoon.

  Skipper : I'd like to reward the boy. But how?

  Kowalski : Well, it should be something special.