Ted still isn't ready to see Robin. To help Ted get over her, Barney persuades him to try online dating, even down to picking the women Ted should date. But when Ted goes on these dates, he sees only one thing: Robin. He has to figure out if that actually means that he is still in love with her despite needing to get over her. Meanwhile, Barney himself has gotten to the point of being jealous of all the men Quinn meets professionally. As much as he likes certain parts of her being a stripper, he does whatever he can to persuade her to quit and find another job. And although it is still five weeks until Lily's due date, Marshall is treating the time like the baby has already arrived, which is driving Lily crazy and making both a little sleep deprived. Lily has her own plan of getting Marshall back into the here and now. Written by
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The Profile of the Girl Ted Likes on Lovefinder.com reads SCREEN NAME: CoinAndCrosswordLover AGE: 29 HEIGHT: 5'8 BODY TYPE: think Jessica Rabbit OCCUPATION: Hot Lady Architect LOOKING FOR: a life partner,a best friend,a soul mate...all that crap ABOUT ME: I'm just a girl with a masters degree in nerdy stuff like poetry or something searching for the one.I'm old fashioned about romance but by no means a prude.Infact I was a competitive gymnast so I can bend like spaghetti in the sack,which probably doesn't matter to you,but it really should,Ted.I share my Soho flat and all my secrets with my dog,Pablo(named after my favorite poet:The Neruda!)I love pre-war architecture.Well I love all architecture!Though not anything from Sven!Barf,Right?!There's nothing hotter than a guy who's down with crosswords.Get it..Down?Oh and I love Puns FAVORITE BOOKS:Love in the time of cholera(Spanish version,claro!),and anything by pablo neruda. FAVORITE MOVIES:Nothing beats Ghostbusters but a close second would be Die Hard...or A Moeda Colector...or really anything from the guy who played Argyle on Die Hard's catalog. HOBBIES:Doing the New York times crossword.cooking,pun and games(wink!). Oh and I love to travel! I just spent a weekend in cleveland at the rock and roll hall of fame and I didn't hate it! WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR:The One!Just a down to earth guy who knows a bunch of stupid facts about turn of the century coinage and junk like that.I don't mind if he has baggage,like if he was once left at the altar or beaten up by a goat.Also I'm a sucker for an out-of-date plaid shirt.At the end of the day,all I really want is a guy to correct me on things like grammar and punctuation and where apostrophes go.Because that's really hot, Ted! See more
When Barney is trying to help Ted with online dating, he says he uses his "own, personal logarithms" to search for the right girl for Ted. Given he's setting up search criteria, the line should have been "algorithms". See more
Excuse me miss, when you get the chance can you bring me 100 shots of tequila please?
I'll have the same.
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