- Young Woman: Why, I'm surprised at you Pop. A man of your age and caliber, flirting around with women! Why, you should be ashamed of yourself. Don't you think so, Pop? Shouldn't you be ashamed?
- Old Man: Give me a kiss. Will ya, kid?
- Young Woman: No. You're not my type. The kind of a lover I want is a man who can make me happy or sad, warm me or chill, me at his slightest will.
- Old Man: You don't want a lover. You want a janitor.
- Golfing Tourist: Do you have a place a man can take his wife?
- Bus Driver: Why, of course!
- Golfing Tourist, Golfing Tourist Friend: Then, we don't want to go!
- Bus Drivers: [singing] So, What the Heck's the Matter with New York? And George M. Cohan. What the Heck's the Matter with New York? And Jimmy Walker. What the Heck's the Matter with the East Side, West Side, What the Heck's the Matter with New York?