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(TV Series)

(2012)

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Nostalgia Critic: Oh, my god! It's Black-Suit Spider-Man! Stop him before he does a tapdance routine!

Joaquin Phoenix: We'll both go outside. Move around the house in opposite directions. We act crazy, insane with anger and make them crap in their pants. Force them around till we meet up on the other side.

Mel Gibson: Explain "Act crazy."

Nostalgia Critic: Oh, I don't know, something like this.

Mel Gibson: [phone rant accompanied by a crazy-looking bearded Mel Gibson] YOU SHOULD JUST FUCKING SMILE AND BLOW ME!

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Nostalgia Critic: [imitates female cop] Forgive me. What I'm doing is called Tarantinoing, where you talk about something that has nothing to do with the rest of the story, but is kind of funny and a little quirky. It was kind of avant-garde in its day and it used to develop some strong character traits but now it's just used as a cheap gimmick for pretentious film writers to draw a ton of attention to their writing style as opposed to serving the plot. By the way, I'm mostly pointless in this. I don't even draw my gun in this movie. Aliens attacking and I never draw my gun. That is assshit.

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M. Night Shyamalan: It's like it was meant to be.

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