Oh, my god! It's Black-Suit Spider-Man! Stop him before he does a tapdance routine!
We'll both go outside. Move around the house in opposite directions. We act crazy, insane with anger and make them crap in their pants. Force them around till we meet up on the other side.
Explain "Act crazy."
Oh, I don't know, something like this.
[phone rant accompanied by a crazy-looking bearded Mel Gibson
YOU SHOULD JUST FUCKING SMILE AND BLOW ME!
On Earth As It Is in Heaven
Composed by Ennio Morricone See more